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The VintageBike Message Board => The Classic Biker Bar => Topic started by: Bomber on September 28, 2011, 06:35:35 PM

Title: Thieves
Post by: Bomber on September 28, 2011, 06:35:35 PM

Some bugger's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.

Title: Re: Thieves
Post by: Matt on September 29, 2011, 07:54:28 AM

I had the woman from next door round here yesterday screaming at me that she thought I was stealing stuff off her washing line.
I was so scared I nearly wet her pants.....
 ;)

Title: Re: Thieves
Post by: Bomber on September 29, 2011, 01:08:29 PM

Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Great Yorkshire Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."

Title: Re: Thieves
Post by: yebbut on September 29, 2011, 08:04:34 PM

Thieves never bother me, because I look hard.

Its the Viagra eyedrops..........