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Title: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: mini-me on June 27, 2018, 11:15:12 AM
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Genuine-Vintage-Royal-Enfield-Motorcycle-Motorbike-Table-Recycled-Furniture/352230562397?hash=item520293da5d:g:rmQAAOSwI59aLQ~T
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: TGR90B on June 27, 2018, 11:31:15 AM
About as useful as a chocolate fire guard.
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: bikerbob on June 28, 2018, 05:59:52 PM
It does not appeal to me seems an awful lot of money for what you get you could get an older enfield complete for that kind of money.
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Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: friday on June 28, 2018, 09:31:00 PM
the best ever ?

the royal enfield musket is the best use of any RE
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: Grunt on June 29, 2018, 01:25:06 AM
What an ingenious way of re imagining and upcycling a modern day reproduction of a piece of iconic motorcycling history to coerce a large piece of fiscal renumeration from someone who really aught to get themself and their lifestyle manager a proper job.
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: Grunt on June 29, 2018, 01:27:36 AM
Bloody hell I went back for a second look and pressed ‘Buy it now’ by mistake.
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: Bear640 on June 29, 2018, 02:58:26 AM
Probably still drop oil all over the carpet 😂😂
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: mini-me on June 29, 2018, 09:43:51 AM
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What an ingenious way of re imagining and upcycling a modern day reproduction of a piece of iconic motorcycling history to coerce a large piece of fiscal renumeration from someone who really aught to get themself and their lifestyle manager a proper job.


I nominative this as post of the month.

Your virtual pint is behind the virtual bar.

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: Grunt on June 30, 2018, 08:21:33 AM
“Your virtual pint is behind the virtual bar.”

Thank you very much. I’d had a few of the real things when I posted that.
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: iansoady on June 30, 2018, 10:10:33 AM
I was in the dentist's waiting room the other day and there was a TV with one of those "money saving" type programmes. Someone was chucking away a lovely Woden 6" bench vice. What did the "expert" team do with it? Turned it in to an (exceptionally ugly) wall lamp........
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: mini-me on June 30, 2018, 10:59:49 AM
It's the new trend for snowflake environmentalists, take two pieces of junk and "upcycle it" into one piece of junk. Only slightly less funny than the alleged prices they get for the stuff.

Round here we have an "upcycler" who makes furniture out of old pallets, in reality its still firewood.
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: TGR90B on June 30, 2018, 11:02:19 AM
Yes Ian, toilet television in my book. One of many BBC (& other channels') cheap daily offerings.
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: Rex on June 30, 2018, 11:14:50 AM
Bargain Hunt this week (Weds, Thurs?) had a so-called printers cabinet which the team and the expert paid good money for. Stevie Wonder could have seen that the top section was new plywood, the drawer knobs were Poundland's finest and the draws had been hacked on the front to fit, but they still bought it and entered it for the auction. Same programme, a set of six copper jelly moulds bought for twenty quid, how is that these people can't suss that a Victorian copper jelly mould would probably go for £100+ so six for a score means they're Chinese and made last week?

Aside from that, there's nothing that a good post-industrial snowflake likes better than the "industrial look" mainly as it has no meaning for them other than Britain's "grimy metal-bashing past" and their ability to enjoy a good Capucchino while sitting on it.
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: mini-me on June 30, 2018, 03:52:55 PM
I seldom miss 'bargain hunt' if my lunchtime coincides.....just see see the crap these fools part with money for, and the bullshit the "experts" come out with.

I once heard one describing a manky Velosolex  as a veteran bike to do the Brighton run on;.....you see very early motorbikes carried the engine over the front wheels..... Almost as bad as that Henry Coles pillock.

Mind you, I quite fancy that Carolyne expert for some reason..................
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: Rex on June 30, 2018, 05:35:54 PM
Christina Trevanion for me.  Absolutely lovely. :-*
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: mini-me on June 30, 2018, 07:27:35 PM
Yes, nice smiley lass, but I go for the haughty look.
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: Grunt on June 30, 2018, 09:13:51 PM
Henry Cole has got that many great mates he’ll have to start writing his Christmas cards in April.
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: iansoady on July 03, 2018, 10:03:28 AM
Only if he can make a profit out of them.......
Title: Re: Best use ever for an old Indian Enfield?
Post by: mini-me on July 03, 2018, 10:27:49 AM
A bit of WD40 and some paint you can use them again next year.