cc mundy ,

[mini-me]

If he fell a speeding 4x4 or DHL van would flatten him.

There are tossers in such things as I've never seen before around here, had a sudden surge of middle-aged types dressed in identical jogging outfits, lycra oldies on new bikes and so on. I used to be able to go weeks without seeing anyone other than postman.

Thinking of getting a bigger dog for the  joggers, shift them along a bit.