I thought you might appreciate the humour in this.
Recently a colleague of mine was driving along the A30 at Sunningdale, Berkshire, and witnessed a couple of cars crash ahead of him. One of the vehicles ended up smashing into a shop front to the nearside. My colleague (an off-duty copper) pulled up and went to administer first aid. The driver was out of the vehicle when he got to him but collapsed on the ground. He lost consciousness so was placed in the recovery position whilst someone rang the emergency services. By this time, quite a crowd had gathered. Out of nowhere came a 4X4 driven, quite expertly, by a lady into the scattering crowd. My colleague felt the front tyre of the car brush the sole of his boot as he was knelt attending to the casualty. The lady driver got out of her vehicle and started wading through the now closed ranks of the crowd stating loudly
“Move aside I’m a dentist”. To which my colleague instantly replied
“There’s f*** all wrong with his teeth”.
The dentist turned around walked back to her car, looking sheepish and screeched away.
That was a witty riposte.
