funny to you, sent me to the edge.
bloke comes into my shop.looks around with an air of disdain, 'you got a lot of stuff' [
I had bought four defunct bike shops stock of new spares, all genuine stuff]. 'yes mate, can i help?'
'nah, got any ariel leader stuff, no one has'
'what are you looking for'
'A clutch drum, no ones got one'can't get one anywhere'
I reached under the counter,'here you then,only one i have, brand new...5 quid'
'what you ripping me off'
"well, whats it worth to you then?'
'its got a price on it there 17shillings and 9 pence' [this is 1976] and its well old and dirty, so it should be discounted'
'Ok, do you want owners club discount as well?'
'yeh thats good'
'hang on then ' I said, took it out back and crushed it in the big vice, 'there you are chum, its free now'
his face was a laugh.
I swear every word of that is true.
most of those yarns are best told over a beer so I can cry into it.
don't even get me started on Vincent and Velocette owners, ducks arse territory.
After 4 years of it, i sold the lot off to a guy who was as naive as i was when I opened up, he was warned, thought i was just miserable........guess what? he sold it all on again in 6months.