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Offline Bomber

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Thieves
« on: September 28, 2011, 06:35:35 PM »
Some bugger's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line. She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.
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Re: Thieves
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2011, 07:54:28 AM »
I had the woman from next door round here yesterday screaming at me that she thought I was stealing stuff off her washing line.
I was so scared I nearly wet her pants.....
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 01:08:29 PM »
Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Great Yorkshire Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same calibre."
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 08:04:34 PM »
Thieves never bother me, because I look hard.

Its the Viagra eyedrops..........
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