Rex, I used to think like that too, but I have found my Piaggio with big wheels surprising in its handling, I can ride it to a standstill feet up. Hardest to get used to is not changing gear to go round corners.
I have to get off it sideways, like a tart in a tight slirt, now and again I forget and try to dismount like a real bike, and end up on the floor with it.
But you can't beat a proper motorcycle, preferably vintage, big wheels a lively engine and just enough tubes to hold it all together, like my 1933 A2 Levis I wish I'd never sold.
Before the Piaggio I also had a Honda 90 stepthrough, and yes it was crap.
When money was short here in UK,[when wasn't it?] I could always find some old banger for transport, such as an AJS 350 for £1.50, a BSA C12 for a fiver, had several baskets cases for free. Never paid more than a fiver for an MZ back the 80s
Which is what I meant when I said we have been spoilt here.