I'm not telling you anything now, but i might do in future.
. We have enough peculiar folk on here as it is, and thats just the ones who answer the questions.
Hmm - looks like I might fit in here.... (no not there, no, not there either.... no THAT one! THAT ONE! THAT HOLE THERE!)
Bike is a JAP speedway single engined slimline Featherbed with a 4 leading show front brake (Grimeca I think), and was built by my (sadly recently departed) father based on a bike he saw on the North West racing circuit in the early 1950s. He took 50 years to get around to it, and 20 years to build it, and it's been passed to me to care for.
All I need now is a garage..... (hopefully soon, just need to sort out a house sale, a divorce, and a house purchase first - trifling matters really.)